Bingo Night!

 A local senior center does a bingo/karaoke fundraiser once a month. 

Kelly convinced me this was something we needed to do. 

Good thing she made reservations early because it sold out in a week! 

 When we got there I was shocked to find that there wasn't a senior citizen in sight. 

And they were serving alcohol. Cheap alcohol. 

I picked the best dauber there. 

 There was a huge group next to us that was part of a birthday party. 

They were all dressed up like senior citizens. 

 This woman even found an oxygen tank that she dragged around! 

Everyone at our table was really nice. 

We started each game with a "dauber toast". 

 Kelly and I didn't win anything... 

But those who did were pelted with everyone's crumpled up bingo sheets. 

While everyone chanted, "BULLSH*T! BULLSH*T!"

 

One of the best parts of this night was the bingo caller. 
She looked and acted a lot like the grandma from Napoleon Dynamite.
At one point she even yelled, "Get yerself a god damn hot dog!" 

 Between each round of bingo there was karaoke. 

The oxygen tank woman danced on her chair. 

It was pretty wild and crazy and we all sang along. 

I learned that a bingo dauber makes an excellent microphone! 

This was more fun than I ever expected. 

I had an absolute blast! 

Can't wait to go again next month.