I washed my sheets today.
Do you notice anything weird in this photo
of me putting them back on the bed?
A couple lumps?
Those are my cats.
They insist on being made into the bed.
Suuuuper helpful.
I'm spending this evening reading all of Erin Foster's "Single Girls Guides"
on Hello Giggles. Seriously hilarious stuff. I laughed out loud. Some highlights:
"In conclusion, you are not a victim in the dating scene.
I don’t care if it has been ten years since you’ve found love.
In a world where Jennifer Aniston is the sad, unlovable girl
who can’t get a man and she’s smoking hot with millions in the bank
and the inventor of “The Rachel” haircut, you can easily see how hard
it is out there to get it right. Take the pressure off yourself.
There’s no rush. You’ve got this. You’re a pimp.
You know all the words to every song in The Little Mermaid. Snap out of it."
- From Part 6 of the guide.
I DO know all of the words to every song in The Little Mermaid!
If I want to see a disaster, I’ll go to a wedding and listen
to the girls in the bathroom who are drunk and peeing and crying.
That’s real life. Until then, here’s a list of ways to avoid being a disaster.
- Drink less at weddings
- Hang out with fewer people who are getting married.
They’re trying to ruin your life
- From Part 5. So funny!
Happy Weekend!
Oh this made me laugh for many reasons. I have lumps over at my house too ;)
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